Johnny Hinshaw is a control room worker at the Chicago airport who acts as if he is insane, making obscure comments throughout the movie. His character is played by Stephen Stucker.

Quotes Edit

  • Controller: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
    Johnny: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon's getting laaaaarrrrrger.
  • Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
    Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
  • McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? [hands Johnny the weather briefing]
    Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
  • McCroskey: I need the best man on this. Someone who knows that plane inside and out and won't crack under pressure.
    Johnny: How about Mister Rogers?
  • Ted: Mayday! Mayday!
    McCroskey: What the heck is that?
    Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
  • Johnny: [plugging back in the runway lights] Just kidding.
  • Johnny: The tower... the tower? Rapunzel, Rapunzel!
  • McCroskey [to Mrs. Oveur]: Now your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious.
    Johnny: Just like Gerald Ford.
  • Johnny: Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!
  • McCroskey: Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?
    Johnny: No thanks!
  • [reading newspaper headlines]
    Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
    McCroskey: Airline negligent.
    Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!
  • Johnny [to Mrs. Oveur]: Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
  • Kramer: All right, I'll need three men up at the tower. You, Neubauer. You, Macias.
    Johnny: Me, John, big tree!

Video Edit

Airplane!- Johnny the Office Boy00:00

Airplane!- Johnny the Office Boy

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